Damn straight. My mind basically fails its main function when a I see a noob. You see, darlings, there are three main types of noobs. They can be seperated into three, and merged into one, because they are all the same pathetic person. Which, of course, means the said person has alter egos that resemble his idiocy. Now! I shall bitch about life in such a manner that only I can understand. Now sit up, or lay down, or stick your finger in your eye. I shall talk about sexting and noobs. Let's start with sexting! This creature, is part of a society that only the most ignored, and neglected creatures are in. It is called, the Society of Noobs. I shall refer to it as S.N., as I direct you through the wonderful world that holds fantasies and shattered crap. Sexters. The utmost pitiful creature that has ever walked on the face of te Earth. It is mainly a crossbred between a noob, and a 40 year old virgin man who lives in the basement of his mother. It, as you can see, is a hybrid. It has no life whatsoever, and cybersoliciates because he or she is a coward and is too embarrassed to develop a normal relationship in life, and has result to this, thanks to his lack of self control and his impudence. Sexters, are usually hormonal teens that cannot control their raging hormones. They are creatures who have been rejected several times by ogres, because they have no life like I previously stated. This crossbred was once a mere group of pathetic lowlives, but now the virus has spread and has reached many many people all over the world. Including 40 year old virgin men whose homes are located in a basement. These pitiful creatures, cannot be cured of their illness. The only cure known to us, is to destroy their phones. These creatures are obviously too irresponsible to use these complicated devices. There are rare cases where these creatures can be purified, by being caught red handed by their families. For those 40 year old virgin men, it is mostly their mothers that catch him in this sinful act. They are then shipped off to jail to spend the rest of their pitiful lives doing even more SINFUL ACTS! These virgin cowards having a taste of a medicine they think is "bittersweet". God knows, that this humanity's fault. ------ As for our next creature in this tour, we have noobs! These interesting rascals are theexact opposite of sophisticated aristocats, their vocabulary vilgar and discriminating. Their demeanor and attitude, is very very negative and replusive. Their retorts and efforts to be "cool" are futile, hence bringing new meaning into "First impressions are the most important". Yes. From then on, they are frowned upon human society, these despicable creatures crawling in the streets, begging for forgiveness. Our only right act is to forgive them, but looking closely at my research, only a few will become civilized. Many will continue being stubborn and idiotic, resulting in a lifetime of shame and humiliation. Noobs spawn from "cool" kids. Ranging from the ages of 10-15. In rare cases, premature adults, or young adults, suffer this disease. It stupidifies their brains, the mind malfunctioning, adding a new trait in their personality. This trait, is called "egotistical", and is named that after arrogance. This form of arrogance is one only a noob has, for a noob flaunts and brags about his invisible, false, and insignificant achievements. As for the spawning, all I have to say is that I am ashamed of being in the same age group. Being 11 disgraces me, and makes me think twice about life. Now! These creatures feed off attention, hence earning a new title. They are also called "attention whores", and that is correct. Only the dunciest of all will beg for it, dramatizing their lives and acting like they're a diva. Here is a perfect example of a pampered spawn of the noob species. ----- Noob: Oh my Gosh! I hate my life! You are sooooo mean! I'm killing myself now! Civilized Human Being: Stop being a diva and get over yourself. You are a shame to the S.N., now please do what you intend to do. Noob: *acts dead* ----- <Few days later> Noob: OMG! I love you all! CHB: Weren't you dead? Noob: FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A ***, I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU DIE IN A WELL. CHB: Noob. ---- Yes. That, is a noob. The best way to save your energy is to ignore them, but if you're an expert at breaking their self-esteem, then feel free to enjoy yourself. ----- Rofl. I love making these threads.
Yes. And this time, I am ranting in the body of an 11 year old preofessir. Preferably hermaphrodite, and has beautiful blonde hair like a bombshell, and darling blue eyes that makes a woman faint from the glory. As for the hermaphrodite part, let's just say a man will have his hopes shattered. *pukes* If you did not note the sarcasm at the second part, I am afraid you are a very, very, sad man.
Ma_A, A brain has no limits. Knowledge, has no boundaries. Therefore, I choose to be intelligent and be the first of my age group to act sophisticated once in a while. Writing is my passion, so it does not bother me any more than a noob craps in your pants.
I love you too Qin. What would I ever do without your correcting skills rofl. My phone's getting juttery. :0
Paedophiles, elderly and spouse abusers are far more pitiful than sexters. The list could go on and on. :roll:
Casper, I know. They're the world's most pitiful, pathetic, lowlife scum. Sadly, I can't bore the people. Yet the info isn't boring, it' just that I can't fit it in the list. I'd make another one though. :0 NO WORRIES, CIVILIANS! PROFESSOR FANCYPANTS IS HERE!
I gotta skip school more rofl. The western timezone makes the eastern one look like a pile of crap. :0