THE EPIC ALEX TALKSHOW!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Alex_Mercer (01), Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Yeppers, this is a gameshow hosted by yours truly, me! If you're in my club, you know the snowman-ness I bring with me everywhere! If you're not, join our club!

    Okay yep that's my weird introduction. Now here is the talkshow.
    *straightens bowtie*
    You! There! In the back row with the angry birds hat! What is your question?
    Angry Birds Guy: Do you own angry birds?
    Our showhost: Of course! I even beat the whole game =D!
    Angry Birds Guy: Oh cool! I just buy the merchandise and apps because I'm a hipster! I don't even play it!
    Our showhost: Okay, now you get shazam'd!
    [Audience Cheers]
    Angry Bird Guy: Nooooooo
    Our showhost: *goes to desk and hits SHAZAM button*
    [Angry Bird Guy spontaneously combusts]
    Our showhost: And that's all the time we have for today! Remember, I am a non-attorney showhost(got that off of a medicine commercial. Lawl.) and I will take other questions for our next episode! Comment BELOOOW(Shut up trolls, I already paid RWJ to use that legally.) And I will see you when the next episode is out. Bye!

     
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  4.  Breacer killed our mascot!
    *hits SHAZAM button*
    *breacer spontaneously combusts*
     
  5. Nop im still here on one piece
     
  6. Shazam" lol
     
  7. -feeds ashes to my pet bird-
     
  8. Combustion meants burst into flames
     
  9. Alex!

    Long time no see.
     
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