best way to get kicked out of Walmart??

FIND the loud speaker button and and talk an do the big Mac rap into it

 

Run up and down each aisle screaming and waving UR hands every where

 

Sit on top of the shelves dividing the aisles and just yell repeatedly "The Floor is Lava!!"

 

wait in the bathroom and when anyone comes in say "welcome to Narnija"

 

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Funny

 

1. Buy/Steal a jumbo angry bird plushy(preferably yellow)
2. Go into piggy bank aisle
3. You know what to do next 

 

Push everything off the shelves.
Also, you should have a friend, grab some toy swords and have an epic sword fight in the front of the store.. And make loud unnecessary fighting sounds during the sword fight do everyone notices~

 

With a toy sword, invade the staff room 

 

Run all over the store and say I'm a unicorn


And. Knock everything off the shrlves