A daughter takes her father out for lunch at the mall. As they were sitting at a food court a teenager walks by and catches the fathers eye. The teens hair was all spiked up and was dyed the different color of blue, orange, green, and yellow. The old father was amazed and couldn't stop staring at the teenager. His daughter noticed her father's staring and saw the teenager look back at him with disgust. Finally when the teenage had enough she stood up and said to the father "whats the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?". The daughter knowing her father swallowed her food quickly to prevent choking after she heard his remark. The old man smiled and came back at the teenager "got stoned once and had sex with a peacock, just wondering if you might be my kid". Hope this makes you laugh feel free to add comments below.