best way to get kicked out of Walmart??

I don't like you so I'm gonna farm you

 

Steal something? Well, WalmRt doesn't notice anything, so

 

Guaranteed way. Grab one of the intercom phones, hit the announcement button and moan into it like your getting it on and stick around to get caught.

 

skinny dip in an empty pool. 

 

*bump*

 

You know, they do notice as 2 people from my school tried to steal lingerie and chap stick (ya I know pretty pathetic) and they got busted

 

Lmao I like the "smack the manager and call them a nasty old perv" one 

 

I'm a troll
1. 78% Americans' hands are bigger then their faces

2. 57% of you just tried it

4. Most of you feel gullible

5. Most of you didn't notice I skipped 3

6. 83% rechecked

7. Those 83% had themselves a bit of a chuckle

8. While you chuckled you didn't notice I skipped 5

9. Most of you checked again

10. 10% of you just said a swear word

1.1. It rhymes with truck

12. 92% of you feel a little off balance right now

13. Most of you didn't notice 11 was 1.1

14. All will quit reading after 15

16. Too bad 15 was at the top

 

Write TROLLMART all over the products, check outs and even the managers office... Burned

 

My sis and her ex ran into walmart and busted the sliding doors they didnt get kick out but they left perty quickly.

 

Walk on and spill water in the floor

 

Cart races.

 

Attack customers with random objects

 

Run like a physco screaming PHYSCOS!

And open the bag of chips and put them all over u and do the same to the drinks!

 

Oh and drive bikes and scooters around and get a Noodle (The one used in swimming pools) and have a war with a customer or the employees

 

:lol:

 

Run in and scream, "WHAT YEAR IS IT?" and when the tell you run out screaming, "BY GOD IT WORKED"

 

Do what I'm doing:

You'll need:
About 20-100 people
The same amount of masks and smiley face balloons as there are people. (the girls will need 3 a piece though)
Trench coats

Steps:
1. Organise everyone to meet at the walmart in trench coats, with balloons taped over where they need to be taped and rubber masks in their pockets

2. Create a signal such as walking up to the customer service center and asking to page "Sally Norton"

3. On the signal everyone rips off their trench coats, slips on the masks and nude runs out the doors.

This plan is fool proof. Wanna know why? No one wants to tackle a nude person :3

 

Have a scavenger hunt or play angry birds with the stuffed animals with the toys in different sections.

 

MRBIGIS! You WIN! Too bad Walmart isn't in Norway...