(one more minute left..please just don't tell her cos she'll kill me..my name here is cheerleaderbïtch)
The cop looks at me and says"Your one of the Jones kids aren't u?" "yeah...y do u care?" I mutter "Your dad says hi and since he's locked up he tells all the cops that if we ever meet u we should say hi" and i glare at the cop
(boring..) -sees cop- "Hey cop. Mind giving me a pair of handcuffs?" "Why? Kids these days..." "To handcuff you. " "Don't get sassy with me, Ice. " "Woah, how do you know my last name is Ice?" "Secrets. " "Now, where's these handcuffs?" "Nope. "
( I'm watching a show called MAD and it's exactly like my storY called ROFLMAO it's actually called that and it's exactly the same SOOO random!)
*gets to the beach* -thinks- great no swim suit now meh I can live *dives in wearing boxers* (haha homeless poor orphan ingenuity)