Welcome to my house party! Well, technically, it's my grandparents' house, but their asleep, and I temporarily took the deed... Anywho! Welcome to the party! You can dance over by the... Well... Record player. There are refreshments on the table, including apple juice, peaches, sliced hot-dogs, and whole hams. If you absolutely NEED to smoke, go outside, get in your car, and smoke at your own damn house! This is my temporary house and I plan to keep it smoke free, inside and out, dawg! Did I just say dawg?! OH SHIT! Steve! Get the gun!... No! The shotgun! Well, if you need me, I'll be all over the street.
Damn. I could always have someone go and rape you instead. Then I'll have the poison bullets ready. Sound like a plan?