As the title suggests, Willy Wonka is selling off some of his Oompa Loompas! You see, they reproduce asexually through regeneration and often enough, their limbs and body parts get torn apart, giving chance for more Oompa Loompas to exist in his wonderful chocolate producing paradise. Why you should consider this purchase: 1. Because they have a great taste in fashion Sometimes when no one’s looking, Mr Wonka himself would reach out his hand to grab the most edible looking Oompa Loompa and dip them in chocolate and eat them. I think we can all see why… Perhaps it’s cause the redness of the Loompa’s suit that suggests he really is a strawberry in disguise? 2. Because they can do the Jiggle-Wiggle dance. If you turn on a funky tune in their presence, they will dance! So far they have only learnt three dances: Jiggle, wiggle and the jiggle-wiggle. However, they are quick learners and if you purchase a TM500 from the Pokeshop, they should be able to do the Tango and TM505 for the Salsa. 3. Because the can row your boat Why should you be rowing your own boat yourself ? Oompa Loompas can get the job done for you! All you have to do is be merry and sing ‘row, row, row your boat’ while they get you gently down the stream! Neat huh? 4. Because it’s Christmas! Only 9,876,543,210 in stock! Hurry and call now at 1800-INTERESTEDINOOMPALOOMPA and get a 1% discount if you call within the millisecond! OOPS! Too slow! Not to worry! Our Oompa Loompas are still for sale! What are you waiting for? Make this Christmas an Oompa Loompa one! Have a Very Merry Christmas PIMD!
You know originally the Oompa Loompas are actually black people from Africa, of course due to racism, Roald Dahl had to change it into Some mythical creature.
alright! Business is good! Your orders have been processed and your oompa loompas will reach your homes in 12billion light years. Please be patient. Thanks!
sure Hun! I'll throw in a plastic figurine of him since it's Christmas. But you have to be willing to wait though i have 600 a few hundred to ship and it's down to your order.
Chloe i thought so too.. But I haven't played pokemon in awhile so I don't know where in the Gargoyle you'd be able to find one. Lol. Thanks And merry Christmas to you!