TEH HELL? I DIDN'T WAKE UP AT 6AM FOR NOTHING! ... Well there's church but let's skip that... Not a religious thread... D: Yes. I'm bitching up a rant again, UMADBRO? No? Good. Because haters can flyyyyy away. LIKABIRD. And guess what I'm bitching about? Promises. I'm never going to believe in one again roflmfao. Trust me. Where I live, making a promise is like, "I can't wait for you to believe me so I can finally do something legit and make you shut up instead of doing what I promised you because Imma lie and find something else to do." Yeah. YOUR MOM. ... More like mine. D: "I was about to take you to France dahrlin', UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE." Nice excuse. I love it. Except that WHO USES AN ARROW NOWADAYS? ... I do. I always do. ;n; Well, I'm not being a traumatized child, screaming because of a tiny little lie. It's been like the 818478183949292 time. Exaggeration much? No. Because where I live, YOU EXAGGERATE TO SURVIVE, DAMNIT. ... More like lie. .-. An example of a perfect lie? "I didn't text you back because a polar bear came at me with a laser gun and shot me in the knee." In the knee. It's always the knee. COMEATMEBRO, COMEATME. ME DELICIOUS. YUNOSHOOTTHEFOOT,POLARBEAR? Back to the point. D: I've been waiting to go to Paris for like... 4 years? Make that 5. I've wanted to see Paris on the Eiffel Tower, kinda like those cheesy scenes from a romantic movie. *shudders* But I'm just that despera- *cough* obsessed. So, the lesson of this stupid rant is, like Confucius said, "It's good to believe, but don't always put your trust into it, because in the end, you sometimes get heartbroken." FYI, that's a fake Confucius quote. I just wish it was. D: If you don't get it, it means that it's good to believe in others', but don't always believe. Because in the end sometimes, you get stabbed in the back by a clown and left in an alley to scrunch up and die. TOODLES. ------ Ahhh... It's been a while since I've made these rant threads with a meaning in it. But this is the first that I put the actual meaning in. D: the last only contained scroogles of doodlin' scribbles. Durhp.
Your trying to write like Chloe :roll: I've seen people these days on forums trying to write like Chloe
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god, I feel akward
I was hoping a miracle happened and Chloe was gone See everyone? Christmas miracles don't come true
Who am I kidding? chloe is a slithering snobby little skamp But that just my opinion, don't let it get u worked up