Why? Fucking December birthdays. We alway have to do stuff, I always get yelled at, and then they mash my gifts/party with Christmas. ON MY BIRTHDAY. It's my birthday! I don't give a shit how close to fucking christmas it is! BIRTHDAY DOES NOT EQUAL CHRISTMAS. So, learn something today. If you have a friend with a December birthday, do them a favor and make sure whatever you get them isn't fucking Christmas themed. Even though I like hats, reindeer antlers? FUCK THAAAAAAATTTTTTT. No Christmas cakes. No ice skating parties (my poor ankle.) No stupid reindeer hats. Just birthday. BIRTHDAY. NOT CHRISTMAS. BIRTHDAY. Christmas always steals my birthday! My mom told me we needed to stop having birthday parties for me because I'm 'too old' (my older sister- a damn october child- always gets a party) but I know she just meant it's too much of a damn hastle and it's too close to Christmas. So please. No unprotected sex in March.
No March sex!!!! Unless you won't get preggers... But if your birthday wasn't in December, you still might not get to celebrate it...
No, my sister celebrates her birthday. In October. And so does my brother. In July. Just too much of a hassle in December
My birthday is December 22, and it pisses me off when people get me Christmas themed gifts. Yah no. My birthday is my birthday, Christmas is Christmas. Do not get them mixed up
Yes it's the thought that counts, but when will I get to wear reindeer themed apparel? Once a year, which does no good
Mine is December 31st so it's 6 days after christmas so I never get ANYTHING for my bday cuz I just got Christmas presents!!! So what he said no sex in march!