Why? Fucking December birthdays. We alway have to do stuff, I always get yelled at, and then they mash my gifts/party with Christmas. ON MY BIRTHDAY. It's my birthday! I don't give a shit how close to fucking christmas it is! BIRTHDAY DOES NOT EQUAL CHRISTMAS. So, learn something today. If you have a friend with a December birthday, do them a favor and make sure whatever you get them isn't fucking Christmas themed. Even though I like hats, reindeer antlers? FUCK THAAAAAAATTTTTTT. No Christmas cakes. No ice skating parties (my poor ankle.) No stupid reindeer hats. Just birthday. BIRTHDAY. NOT CHRISTMAS. BIRTHDAY. Christmas always steals my birthday! My mom told me we needed to stop having birthday parties for me because I'm 'too old' (my older sister- a damn october child- always gets a party) but I know she just meant it's too much of a damn hastle and it's too close to Christmas. So please. No unprotected sex in