Wish maker, Wish Breaker

Granted. But the Charlies all flew back to Rainbow Mountain 

I want more people to be active in my RPs

 

Granted. But all the active people are above 60 and are pedos and pervs.

I want a nacho

 

Granted. But there is no more cheese to dip the nachos in. Bummer!

I want a kiss. 

 

Granted. But it's an elephant that kisses you.


I want happiness. 

 

Granted. Happiness is a killer whale

 

I want the moon

 

Granted. But the moon explodes while you're on it. Goodbye.

I want a mansion. 

 

Granted, but the dog turns out to be a raccoon in disguise.


Oh, and the raccoon has rabies and attacks you.

I want some sleep pills
I'm wired 