THE APOCALYPSE YOU WERE PROMISED IS NOW HERE

Discussion in 'Wars' started by CrimeFightinCactus, Feb 17, 2022.

  1. You turn on CNN.
    Breaking News
    "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE"
    THE DEAD ARE RISING
    VIRUS IS SPREADING
    YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
    FIGHT TO SURVIVE OR GET ZOMBIED.
    What's your secret plan to surviving this bitch?
    Cause shit just got fucking real.
    You ain't in Kansas anymore, bitch.




    Personally, my plan would be to go out the only true way to go out.
    The American way.
    Duct Tape armor, lots of guns,
    Ford F150 with American flag in the back,
    running over zombies while eating McDonald's.
    Like the gun loving, gun toting McDonald's eating fucking american than I am.
    Before getting ran over by zombie hoard
    And ultimately meeting my demise


    What's your plan?
     
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  2. Feel like I would be a coward and hide? Or try to stay with a small group ig. It’s too early to write a short paragraph of, “what if” of the things I would like to think I could do.
     
  3. okay but are the dead rising or is a virus spreading?
    are we dealing with the walking dead type zombies or the last of us infected type zombies.
     
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  4. Heck yeahhhhhhh! I've prepped for this!

    I'm barricading the first level of my house off and using the top floor as a sniper tower. We've got provisions to last for years. Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. My fiancé judges me for how excited I am for this possibility
     
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  6. id probably be one of the dead already :/
     
  7. Kick them to the curb, get you a fiancee how is just as hyped for it as you are!

    My husband embraces my doomsday prepping.
     
  8. I think I'd be one of those cowards, my house would be zombie proof but as soon as my supplies runs out and I'm forced to go out to get more, I'll get surrounded and blow up myself taking a few zombie with me
     
  9. Get bitten and join the zombies. Who am I to fight the earthly karmas?
     
  10. I would die
     
  11. At what pace?,slow or fast?
     
  12. Fast. I’m a slow mover