I got your package, Josh. Idk why since you're in a completely different city. As the amazon worker handed it to me, he even verified that my name was Ariel. Because of this, I opened your package, Josh. You got vacuum cleaner bags, a huge tub of shampoo, a rubber thing and shoelaces. Also I called amazon. They insisted I keep the items. I don't want your weird drugstore brand shampoo, Josh. I think you're a murderer and I'm reporting you to the police. Take care, Josh.
They're thick and black. Won't go w any of my shoes cuz I either need super thin ones or my boots take light brown ones
I just picture all the boys I knew in middle school. They had really awkwardly wide shoelaces, and never ties their shoes.
Josh should pick out his gifts more thoughtfully. He may seem nice but if he can't get you the right kinds of shoe-laces, he may be a narcissist.
I am staying home. Unless you just meant as a general message. Side note, we're allowed to go outside just not near other people. So nature walks are a-okay
Me too. It's round and rubber and has no label. Not round like a ball tho. Round like a v tiny belt but it isn't belt-like.
He didn't realize he was gifting them to me so we could cut him a bit of slack but I'll send him a letter recommending he see a therapist anyway.
Never mind, it's totally a belt. I didn't examine Josh's items closely enough. Sorry for doubting you, Josh.
Does Josh think your pants are too big or that you have narrow hips? Why are his gifts rude too? Does he not assume that your clothes fit?