She caressed my face softly, And asked me "is this seat taken." Pretty women are a downfall, But how could she be forsaken? Shorty a heartbreaker, Think I want her more now. A sweet caramel flavor, The type any man would savor. How could I deny, The carnal desire imposed upon me? So we kicked it, Like I'm Ryu and she's Chun-Li She moved with elegance, Had me nervous in her presence. Never out her element, She made other women irrelevant. Why was she so alluring, My emotions kept spurring... I became prey, To the sweet words she'd say. She moved with grace, Her voice powerful and calm. I can't forget her face, Or how she ate my heart out her palm. I must've been a nut, For trying to bust a nut. Now I gotta strut, And play it off like "so what." When really if I could, I'd go back and give her wood. Simply misunderstood, She truly got me good.
Notice how I'm ignoring her, because her broken English is cancerous, but she loves to judge the English of others.