Condoms Break

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 3, 2020.

  1. So. A few days ago I discovered that some people are out here having premarital sex!!!! I don't think most of you realize how dangerous this is, so I am here to warn you. A friend of my cousin's neighbor once sat next to a boy and he got pregnant. The babies were all born with chlamydia. Be careful and practice safe sex. Put on a wedding ring and lubricate that pussycat w holy water. This has been a message from your frenly neighborhood Wednesday. Stay tuned.
     
    #1 WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 3, 2020
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  2. I-
     
    #2 Maddi_Matsu, Apr 3, 2020
  3. I'M GOING KENNEL CRAZY. also tmi but I haven't been able to go to the bathroom in a week which I think is because of my antidepressants so today I decided maybe coffee would fix that and chugged 3 large coffees and then wrote this thread and then I went to the pharmacy because the coffee didn't work and the pharmacist laughed at me then told me coffee actually makes you more constipated and gave me laxatives. Thank you for listening to my tedtalk.
     
    #3 WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 3, 2020
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  4. That is terrifying b
     
    #4 Kiko, Apr 3, 2020
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  5. I-
     
    #5 Maddi_Matsu, Apr 3, 2020
  6. I’m very concerned
     
    #6 Maddi_Matsu, Apr 3, 2020
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  7. 10/10 fantastic thread! Premarital séx causes cancer...on society. Don't do it
     
    #7 LetsGoBrandon, Apr 3, 2020
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  8. Premarital eye contact is a gateway to premarital sex.
     
    #8 Muschi, Apr 3, 2020
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  9. Mmm yees. I was dat bebeh. My siblings are all heathens
     
    #9 RoseMilkTea, Apr 3, 2020
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  10. I hear some people are holding hands too 😳
     
    #10 Day, Apr 3, 2020
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    #11 Muschi, Apr 3, 2020
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  12. I'm fine-ish now. I assaulted my neighbors ears with my singing and am kinda tired now. The laxatives have yet to kick in tho
     
    #12 WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 3, 2020
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  13. I’m going to tell the church
     
    #13 Day, Apr 3, 2020
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  14. Shut up kanye
     
    #14 Keithsodous, Apr 6, 2020
  15. And das how op was made
     
    #15 Alicia14, Apr 6, 2020
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  16. I don't like the idea of ANYTHING that starts with premarital! Not in my house, missy!
     
    #16 Kefo, Apr 6, 2020
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  17. My roommate premarital-ly made me some green tea the other day. Shoulda poured it out, I now have hepatitis
     
    #17 WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 6, 2020
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  18. Thought this was gonna be an "I'm pregnant" post
     
    #18 IlXlIJ0P0IlXlI, Apr 7, 2020
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