*baked some white chocolate macadamia nut cookies*

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 3, 2020.

  1. *leaves aforementioned cookies on the counter unattended with the trust that no one will eat them*
     
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  2. 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
     
  3. I gave up carbs for lent :(

    *really wants to steal a cookie*
    *will power intensifies*
    *Eats celery sticks instead*
     
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  4. There better be peanut butter on those celery sticks yo
     
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  5. Peanut Butter has carbs.

    *vomits thinking about the no sugar added organic peanutbutter*
     
  6. Really?? I thought it was all fat and protein. But I love organic peanut butter tbh *eats a spoonful of crunchy*
     
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  7. *turns the jar around and points out the # of carbs*

    *is sad because I want pb too*

    9 more days until Easter....
     
  8. Enjoys the smell of the cookies and looks for the nutritional information because keto and maybe I can have 1 or half of 1.
     
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  9. If they are keto I'm definitely stealing them all
     
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  10. Idk how to make a keto cookie or I would =[ I feel like it involves a bunch of specialized ingredients
    *looks up keto recipes for you*
     
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  11. *recommends replacing flour with almond or coconut flour & sugar with Swerve artificial sweetner*
     
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  12. Soon. Are you making a huuuge carb filled Easter feast? *dips cookie in coffee and munches*
     
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  13. *eats wednesday*
     
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  14. *hates the taste of artificial sweeteners and wonders if Swerve tastes like Stevia or is it better?*
     
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  15. *dies*
     
  16. No, eating a bunch of carbs after giving them up will make you sick.

    *Planning to eat a brownie though*
     
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  17. *makes an altar w your ashes*
     
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  18. *comes back to haunt you*
     
  19. *hasn't had a brownie in years and is now contemplating baking brownies*
     
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  20. *eats the macadamia crumbs off the counter*
     
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