Do your girlfriends

I- what

 

I realize you're being ridiculous but I used to hate letting one of my ex-girlfriends sleepover because she went through a roll of toilet paper a day. She just used way more than was necessary, it was annoying af.

 

How can one even use that much toilet paper I-

 

Must’ve been a shitty situation.

 

I thought you were going to say... in the ass

And because you didn't, I will...
Do your girlfriends in the ass!

 

My younger brother does that too. He apparently keeps wiping even after there's nothing on them anymore, to double check and triple check etc. My mom keeps telling him he'll need to start paying for the TP if he keeps it up. There could be a brand new roll, he goes to the bathroom, and half the fucking roll is gone when he is done.

Doesn't help that he doesn't even bother to replace the roll if he uses the last of the previous one. 😬

 

I asked her once because she stayed over for 4 days (completely uninvited) and she showed me how she took it. She wrapped it around her entire fist til it looked like a smol-ish white boxing glove. I was so mad.

 

I-

 

...I knew I hadn't drank enough wine before getting onto forums.

 

oh wowza

 

LMFAOOO

 

I get mad at my fiance cause he doesn't poop enough. So i have the opposite of yer problem

 

Make him laxative brownies

 

That would hurt me probably as much as it hurts him. But that's a solid or maybe not huehue plan

 

Consider it a backup plan

 

LOL