Halloween Memories

My first time was at a Halloween party when I was 17 it was ok he took me to his room and he kissed me then have me head i did him and he stuck it in

 

i don't rly think i ever had any halloween that stands out above the rest. they've all been kind of subpar. there was one time i went trick or treating with my bf and my brother (who was a kid at the time).

my bf didn't want to collect candy, so he stood on the sidewalk while my brother and i went to the door. the person that answered the door commented about "how nice it is that your older brother took you guys trick or treating!"

there isn't even a 12 month age difference between me and my bf. ik they weren't trying to be mean. i don't trick or treat anymore because of that though.

🤮 we don't want details of your teenage sex life

 

i ran out of time to finish editing so here's what i tried to clarify

 

I was going to make a thread about this story about 11 days ago and get into detail.. had a rough draft written but got deleted when I force closed the app and ultimately gave up on the idea.

Found this and figured, what the heck.

I'll give you guys a quick summary:

This took place two years ago.

My days as a trick or treater long gone.. and these days I'm more of a drink beer and get wasted while watching scary movies-er.

So... I had someone living with me at the time and we usually took turns buying the candy.

That certain year it was her turn to get the candy for the kids.

Here I am watching Dawn of the Dead, aka my favorite zombie movie of all time and I can hear the kiddos outside.

Sure enough, a couple of seconds later there's a knock on the door. I get my lazy butt up and yell for my roommate.

I open the door and am greeted with the "trick or treat" from 5 little kids. There were two ghosts with the whole white sheets thingy.. a mummy.. a witch and my favorite costume of the night, an inflatable t-rex suit haha.

My roommate hadn't replied yet.. so I yelled for her once more. She said to give her a minute. So here I am, smelling like beer trying to make conversation with these kids.

She finally shows up and asks me what's up. I look at her and then I look at the kids.

She gives me a confused look.

"The candy?? Where's the candy?" I say.

Her eyes grew and I could tell that she forgot.

Blah blah blah.. she tried to explain herself.. she was playing her video games.. there was this event going on.. it's whatevs. I tell the kids to wait while I go find something for them.

I go to the kitchen and all I got is beer.. nothing for kids. I was drinking Jack and Coke and did what i had to do.

I had just bought a 24 pack of canned coke and hadn't even put them in the fridge yet. I grabbed the box and handed each kid a room temperature soda.

The look on their faces will forever remain in my memory. They were so confused lmao. The t-rex kid was like: "Thanks?"

I said Happy Halloween and they went back to their parents who were across the street. One of them was like "This guy just gave us warm sodas." Another told another group of kids to not come to my door lmao.

Anywho.. I love Halloween. It sucks that I can't really do anything like that until next year, but I really hope you all have fun!

 

You mean you don't like other boys except for me amirite 😌


Uhhh, I haven't been trick or treating since 2008, but it would probably be that '08 Halloween because I went with a large group of friends and we visited some garage haunted houses and we ran into my then-gf and her friends and some dude was tryna hit her up and I got in his face about it and he retreated 😌 I think it was mostly because I was with like 15 or so friends and all of them were gang affiliated and he wasn't

 

Oh shit! Congrats!

 

CONGRATS! It'll definitely work out so long as you want it to

 

Congratulations! 😀