Selfie Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChristianAdams, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. An old devil like me certainly needs to retire. I’ll sell my estate to live the rest of my one thousand years with the…common folk.
     
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  2. common folk? no no no.. You can't just live out your days with them.. who knows what they do. They probably share silverware.. ew.
     
  3. Facts
     

  4. What god are you talking about my dude
     
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  5. All you have to do... is Google it. Research it and see for yourself
     
  6. I'm not aloud 😶
     
  7. Bruh I’ve gone to church all my life and there’s zero mention of god having a wife
     
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  8. I believe he’s referring to Mary even tho we all know that prepubescent girl cheated
     
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  9. oh how sweet, are you the girl who swept oni off her feet? Looking forward to the wedding.
     
  10. Our American Bible was translated from the original Bible, except, they left many many things out, edited things and put their own beliefs into it.

    It all starts to make since when you realize they hung my people, drowned and hung women for being smart, having their own free wills and etc "all in the name of God," as they claimed. Not to mention how they ignorantly claim Jesus was white when the texture his hair was described as wool. Our translators were simply racist and sexist.

    But anyways, the Islamic Bible mentions Asherah, the wife of God, who was also worshipped by their people.

    Another example of our ignorant translations is the dubbed versions of Anime and Google Translate.
     
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  11. I'm referring to Asherah, the wife of God who was also worshipped.
     
  12. Ok but Mary is more like his baby mama, she was only needed to have his son. Also she is never referred to as his wife.

    (it gets weird though if you get into the whole Jesus is god stuff)
     
  13. Fanta with the upmost respect. Do not address me as female, imply I’m gay, or even mention me.
     
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  14. Asherah isn't Mary.
     
  15. Do you want to be a male?💀 We don't have periods, but we have pee that likes to drip out after we zip up our pants, we have problems deciding how far can we stand away from the toilet and pee in it. Then how they test us for STDs is painful as hell. Then we're at a disadvantage in court and we have a hard time deciding "to ignore her or to not ignore her." It's a hard life
     
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  16. I personally don’t care for either gender since I’ve had bad experiences with both and other things.
    I’m just me. Nothing else.
     
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  17. Just being yourself is awesome!
     
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    When in a drought, a girl with a choker will help you out"😂😂
     
  20. Why do all the porn dudes own the same outfit
     
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