Vermin Supreme aka Vermin Love Supreme is once again running for president in 2020. If you’re unsure who to vote for but love ideas such as free ponies for all Americans and genetically engineered monkeys to act as tooth fairies, I have solved your troubles 🙂 (and let’s not ignore his signature fashionable boot on his head) if interested look into his other great plans as president. Bye
Finally, a political movement I can get behind. What are his plans for pony trade agreements with other countries?
Depending on your state... each state has different requirements to actually get on their ballots. That's why the guy in OP is only on the ballot in like, less than a handful of states. (And if you manage to get on the majority of the ballots, you pretty much don't have a shot unless you somehow got the Democratic or Republican nomination, and those spots typically go for career politicians nowadays.)
Glad the freak is dead, but sorry he got assassinated before he could add some more bitches to my hit wishlist. :|