What I’d like to have right now, is for all you fat out of shape Los Angeles losers, to keep the noise down while I take off my robe, and show all the ladies what the sexiest man alive looks like!
How are you gonna fight off all the horny men and women once you've exposed yourself as the sexiest man alive?
Just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I come from Los Angeles 🥺 Edit: Ain’t nobody wanna see your small wee wee
Sigh. I'm terribly sorry. The dad jokes... They just.. sorry What's the sexiest man alive doing hiding under your robe? illleavenow