The Criminals of Forums

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WhoTfIsWesday, Aug 7, 2019.

  1. If anyone here were to be a serial killer, my bet would be Oni.

    Also, if anyone here was a sociopath I would guess Sherily. It's not necessarily a crime but they're known for being nice and charismatic so it fits.

    The end. What crimes would you not be surprised other forumers committed?
     
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  2. HEH HEH HEH ๐ŸŒš
     
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  3. Oni wouldn't be a serial killer solely because they lack the ability to go under the radar. Oni is banned from forums literally at least every other week. And posted about their knife collection.

    That being said, I would see Oni being a mass shooter or spree killer. Not a serial killer though; doesn't fit the archetype well enough.
     
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  4. I would say that persons name but I honestly donโ€™t want him on here ๐Ÿ˜‚
     
  5. I didn't say she would be a good serial killer. But ig she'd be more successful at a mass killing, yes.
     
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  6. I'm guessing ate_em or mew
     
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  7. Why you guys exposing me ๐Ÿคง I thought this was an expose everyone thread ๐Ÿฅบ
     
  8. Iโ€™m surprised nobody said me tbh
     
  9. To not get caught commiting murder long enough to become to become a serial killer, is something I don't think Oni would be capable of. So whether or not Oni gets caught eventually, I doubt they can evade law enforcement during the cooling off periods.
     
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  10. Shh. ๐ŸŒš

    Idk I could see Muschi being like a computer hacker and Robin Hooding it with some rich company's money or Wednesday leading some activist terrorist group that I would be treasurer of. ๐Ÿ˜‚
     
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  11. Oof
     
  12. I ainโ€™t saying cuz I ainโ€™t summoning
     
  13. We thank you.
     
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  14. No sher would be a stalker... a stalking I would gladly take
     
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  15. Ok Google let the ACTUAL ONI speak for them self ty.
    I would be a good serial killer mainly because I am good at covering my tracks, I know what to wear while I'm performing the *hypothetical* murders, I know who to kill and who not to kill, am as quiet as a mouse so I am perfect for ambushing, I'm much more active late at night and I wear tons of black to blend in with the shadows. I know which areas of the human body are best to stab if I want my victim to have a low chance of survival.I also keep my face covered if I go out for a late night walk. I don't want people to see my face and engage in conversation.
    Mass killings are interesting and all but I don't do crowds and guns are too loud :(
     
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  16. Well, then you are in luck because I am already stalking you. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
     
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  17. The nobody said me is shocking
     
  18. The fact that you're telling us all of this is exactly my point. This is why you wouldn't be a good serial killer. What serial killer would brag about how good of a serial killer they'd be? Putting yourself right at the top of the FBI watch list.
     
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  19. Itโ€™s to throw you off their track
     
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