Story Time?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by JoyBoy, Aug 7, 2019.

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    Can some people please write a short story on why ATA is so obsessed with blood candles?

    Nothing is up for grabs to the best story, it's just for fun!
     
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  2. ATA is really a secret underground cult and they use the money they make from their games to fund their satanic deeds.
     
  3. It's a mood.
     
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  4. That's great xD
     
  5. Mood af
     
  6. Perhaps they're perfecting their candle drawing skills
     
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  7. I mean I guess that could be it 🤷‍♂️
     
  8. They already told us Zelda is obsessed with that satanic black magic nonsense
     
  9. They need to make enough candles to open a candle store that caters to the vampire demographic. You get that gothic low-light ambience and a tasty snack at once? What a deal!
     
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  10. Oh. I love these.

    A rainy spoopy night over in ATA HQ, the smell of blood lingered in the air. Someone had cut themselves while cutting out the new cardboard secretary they keep at the front desk to deter visitors. PIMD devs were brainstorming abt new ideas for hunts to give their playerbase. "Let's base it off of real life. That's how their roleplaying works, right?" exclaimed one of the devs. Who knows which one. They all sound the same in the author's head.

    All of the devs looked around. It was dark, with only a few wax candles lit on the tables and near the doorways. The power had gone out. The storm outside was fierce, and the sole reason they hadn't gone home after the power outage. After they scanned the room, their eyes met with ferocious passion. They silently nodded in agreement. They quickly began to write down their thoughts. Most decided that drawing was much easier than the English language; their intent for the upcoming Dream Dev event was exactly so.

    After what felt like hours of creativity flowing throughout the room, the developer unanimously loved by the PIMD community held up their paper in glee and showed their paper to their coworkers.

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    . |--|
    . | |
    ..- | | -.
    : | | :
    : '--' :
    .'-......-'

    And thus the bleeding candles were born.

    Ta-da

    no i didnt make the candle i googled one bc im lazy
     
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  11. ive fixed fhat candle about 10 times and im not doing it again gn
     
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  12. I thought a story would've been more fun
     
  13. I took me took me while to read your username
     
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  14. My bad, it's unique in its own way
     
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