Message from the Queen

Zeddy · Dec 7, 2016

iDallyAteAllTheCookies said:

Long live the quuen ?‍♀️
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Preach!

TREX_CAN_CLAP · Dec 7, 2016

VanceWilderTheGreat said:

A MESSAGE FROM SUPREME LEADER DADDY THE HONORABLE DONALD JOHN TRUMP, PRESIDENT-ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES

We are going to make America great again. We will not submit to an old lady and a child; they shall never be our overlords. We will continue the spirit of our glorious Revolution.

Nigel Farage is the true King of the United Kingdom; he is yuge like me.

-Daddy.
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FARAGE HANDS DOWN IS A GOD

Erisille · Dec 7, 2016

00_ScrEech said:

Long live the Queen
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TREX_CAN_CLAP · Dec 7, 2016

Despite the fact she's german

00_ZeroZero_00 · Dec 7, 2016

Very nice. Long Live the Queen?

PANTSU-chii · Dec 8, 2016

Long live ze Queen

Drifting · Dec 8, 2016

Long Live Ze Trump

-Snap- · Dec 8, 2016

On point ?

cookie2 · Dec 8, 2016

Hi?

VanceWilderTheGreat · Dec 9, 2016

TREX_CAN_CLAP said:

VanceWilderTheGreat said:

A MESSAGE FROM SUPREME LEADER DADDY THE HONORABLE DONALD JOHN TRUMP, PRESIDENT-ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES

We are going to make America great again. We will not submit to an old lady and a child; they shall never be our overlords. We will continue the spirit of our glorious Revolution.

Nigel Farage is the true King of the United Kingdom; he is yuge like me.

-Daddy.
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FARAGE HANDS DOWN IS A GOD
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I would not refer to him as a god, but he is the greatest Britisher alive.

VanceWilderTheGreat · Dec 9, 2016

Voltz said:

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

----Please don't take this seriously, this just for humour (NOT Humor)
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The Queen of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth Realms is not a "Sovereign Majesty." She is a "Majesty," "Britannic Majesty," and "Most Gracious Majesty."

VanceWilderTheGreat · Dec 9, 2016

The United States of America will gladly annex and absorb that rump state known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Your Realm will be reorganized into the Commonwealth of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Your Commonwealth will be the fifty-first State. We will even amend our Constitution in order to allow you to keep your royal overlords part of the governing process.

-_The-Bac-UN-Ate-Her_- · Dec 9, 2016

Because us Americans cant resolve anything without guns.....we have the bigger guns good luck taking back the US

Youre right it is funny cuz the uk would be rendered a nuclear wasteland if that was attempted XD

Assorted_O · Dec 9, 2016

God save the queen

IAthyBearAmFearItself · Dec 9, 2016

Haha this made my night!

Zeddy · Aug 3, 2019

Ah, throw back.
🙆🏻‍♂️Bump

Long live the Queen!

GodTierOni · Aug 3, 2019

KC_Z_CO said: ↑

Ah, throw back.
🙆🏻‍♂️Bump

Long live the Queen!
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please do not revive your 5 year old thread.
Hail Satan.

-RoD-EdgyJessie · Aug 3, 2019

But I isn’t American technically 💀

GodTierOni · Aug 3, 2019

-RoD-Jessie said: ↑

But I isn’t American technically 💀
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The whole thing was fake anyway but people like to believe Facebook posts like it’s the arrival of Satan.

-RoD-EdgyJessie · Aug 3, 2019

Oni said: ↑

The whole thing was fake anyway but people like to believe Facebook posts like it’s the arrival of Satan.
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Oh rip

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