The world's three largest cargo ships emit more greenhouse gasses annually than every car in the world combined. Next time someone guilts you out of using a straw in your soda tell them that they're blindly distracting themselves from the fact that our capitalist society will destroy the world faster than a plastic straw will. Sip your soda with your newfound Saiyan Pride.
Well, I'll build a mote around my house so I'll be safe. Apocalypses can't cross motes. Nostradamus said so.