Loose Morals

Ew because it's mostly false and people often that fake news to belittle sexually active women. :/

 

I know it's fake, I just wanted to say it.

 

O ik you know it's fake but i needed to use it as an opportunity to inform the uninformed

 

Not what I would do, but I worked at an amazon warehouse for two months and I met this dude right 😂 he would cop small packages and tell us “Oh they’ll get their item replaced”

 

😐 why didn't you report him? That's genuinely horrible.

 

😂 cus I didn’t care. Not my stuff, not my business.

 

I accidentally punched my sister in the boob and threw this little Korean doll my grandma made her out the car window when I was 5

 

Ig it is a story of your loose morals den

 

Oh :c did you throw the doll out on purpose?

 

There's this convenience store next to my dorm and I go there every once in a while if I need to grab a few things.

So one day I came in with my friend and felt dumb, so I started talking in a british accent. To my horrible luck, the guy working there was legitimately from the UK, so he was really excited to see "another" person from there. At that point, I was amused af and continued with my accent, even after he asked me where from the UK I was from (to which I said aHahA gUeSs cus idk wtf my accent was).

He was really nice and gave me a discount because we were both on that wavelength I guess lmfao

now everytime he sees me he calls me his little friend and gives me the discount but bruhhh I don't have the heart to drop the accent like I'm in too deep. My biggest fear is seeing him randomly on campus and accidentally speaking yee haw to him

I'll eventually be like haha issa prank but until then I'm gonna be eating discounted sourpatches with guilt

 

No 💔

 

This made me actually laugh out loud. Haha
Poor dude. 😂

 

Lmfaoo I'm deaaadd

Maybe I'll cop his number and send this to him in hopes that it works