Neither. LIKE THE FAWK???? Bruh. Turtles are boring as fawk. Don't even think i find em cute and like we talkin petwise or nah cuz like petwise. WHO'D HAVE A FOCKIN TURTLE? hail nawh. Like a turtle ain't like a dog - you can't THROW da turtle a ball. It'll take a trillion years to get to it then like a TRILLION BACK. HAIL NAH. Like whatchu gonna do with a turtle? Watch it eat? Watch it shyt? Watch it walk slow af? LEAST YOU CAN chill with yer dog. Brah fr da only turtles i fock with r named Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo. And ducks? Whole diff rant bro but some have DARK mating HABITS. Hail nawh. #None
It's true, ducks are rapists but turtles can be cool, too. One of my ex girlfriends had 3 turtles and one of them was always tryna mate w the one girl and she was not about it and was always brushing him off. Watching his unrequited love was funny.