Are you ever surprised by your own stupidity?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. Once after working overnight with no sleep, I came home to put my food in the fridge. As I got to the kitchen, the trash was on the ground with the kitties next to it. I quickly put all of my stuff in the fridge to clean it up. Later that day, I was looking all over for my purse just to find out I put it in the fridge in the heat of the moment.

    One of many stories
     
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  2. I just, have so many more questions
     
  3. LMFAO WHAT
     
  4. Oof, I did this, too, actually.
     
  5. Today I went to put the eggs back in the fridge and I somehow? Missed the shelf?? And dropped the carton of eggs... I only lost two of maybe 9 or so eggs left, but I just. I don’t know how I missed the wholeass deep shelf.
     
  6. I walked into the kitchen to get my brother a glass of water I came back into my living room and 2 hours later my brother goes... Where's my water?😢
     
  7. Used scissors to open my frozen breakfast sandwich. Put sandwich on counter and scissors in microwave. Didnt realize what I had done until the microwave started popping like mad
     
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  8. Big yikes. Lmao That sucks.

    What did you do during those two hours? πŸ˜‚
    Oh no! Lmao That sounds wildly dangerous!
     
  9. This I just me and my memory shortage but...
    Going to the kitchen to get a glass of water but when I head back to the room I realise I forgot to get the water πŸ€·β€β™€
     
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  10. Yeah that's me... Always 🀷
     
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  11. I would share something but there is just too much
     
  12. I wanted to reheat the garlic bread I bought and so I put it in the microwave that was set on high for 5 mins. Got a burnt garlic bread instead
     
  13. Oh my gosh I forgot about this until I read the garlic toast one. I had one of those little disposable bowls of mac and cheese I was making for lunch. I put it in the microwave without water and got burnt noodles smoking after the 3 1/2 minute . I think I need to be microwave banned.
     
  14. YALL... IT WAS LIKE 5 AM, I WAS STILL IN A DREAM SPACE AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
     
  15. Your guys' microwave stories are reminding me. Some idiot put peanut butter in the fridge and when I went to make a sammich I couldn't get a knife through it cuz of how cold/thick it was. Little Wednesday decided to put it in the microwave (along with the little bits of aluminum around the edges since no one ever fully removed the seal). The poor microwave/peanut butter.