Are you ever surprised by your own stupidity?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Jul 13, 2019.

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  1. I started sneezing a bunch from the direct sunlight when I stepped out my back door so, reflexively, I turned off my garage light when I got to my garage, as if the garage light was the problem, I-

    I have also, in a sleep deprived state, attempted to put a gallon of milk away...     in the microwave.

    Share your dumbness with me to make me feel smarter.
     
    #1 Sherily, Jul 13, 2019
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  2. Getting a bowl ready to make cereal and filling it with tap water.

    Most of the time it's just when I do things without thinking.
     
    #2 Kefo, Jul 13, 2019
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  3. Learning that coffee isn't made with tea bags was a game changer for me.
     
    #3 TrippinOnAcid, Jul 13, 2019
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  4. Try a glass of juice in your cereal instead like I did.
     
    #4 TrippinOnAcid, Jul 13, 2019
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  5. True, I make most of these dumb mistakes when I am just really in my own head.
     
    #5 Sherily, Jul 13, 2019
  6. Lmao Why did you even think that? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
    I love that.
     
    #6 Sherily, Jul 13, 2019
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  7. My friend and I were visiting a friend, we got in the elevator and were discussing something. After a minute or so my friend says the elevatot stopped so we got out to find we were still on the ground floor
     
    #7 TheCatLady, Jul 13, 2019
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    • Filled a cup of ramen noodle with water only to reflexively put it in the fridge for some reason
    • Made 3 cups of ramen noodle by accident because I kept forgetting I had one in the microwave already
    • Washing a spoon for my ramen noodle only to realize later that I needed a fork, not a spoon
     
    #8 Nemo, Jul 13, 2019
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  9. Going to take a shower without taking your towel.

    Doing #2 when there is no toilet paper and/or forgetting to bring your phone when taking a #2.
     
    #9 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jul 13, 2019
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  10. i almost without fail put cereal the fridge when iā€™m done with it in the morning. iā€™m just ..... so tired šŸ˜“
     
    #10 Small, Jul 13, 2019
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  11. The other morning i was so tired i went through the drive through for a coffee and a hashbrown. She told me the total was $3 something

    I gave her $7 in change. And then proceeded to ask her if that was too much? or not enough?
     
    #11 RoseMilkTea, Jul 13, 2019
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  12. For a good few years I thought all the birds in Canada migrated to Australia for the winter
     
    #12 Wesday, Jul 13, 2019
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  13. You need to answer your third party app smh
     
    #13 TheCatLady, Jul 13, 2019
  14. Pouring milk in my bowl before the cereal
     
    #14 IlXlIJ0P0IlXlI, Jul 13, 2019
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  15. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    I have definitely made food multiple times when I have been too high so I relate.

    When I LARP, there is no toilet paper so I have been through that one. šŸ˜¬

    That's reasonable- you are still sleepy!

    Listen, asking someone to math for you is a smart move.

    That's actually precious.

    An abomination.
     
    #15 Sherily, Jul 13, 2019
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  16. When I order pineapple on pizza... yikes waste of money and probably why Papa john doesnt love me
     
    #16 Kaho, Jul 13, 2019
  17. O sorry am at work. Will check when I get home
     
    #17 Wesday, Jul 13, 2019
  18. Another example why ATA should implement a dislike button. How dare you.
     
    #18 sadboy10, Jul 13, 2019
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  19. I cant tell you the amount of times I've been lost in my thoughts and taken something out of the fridge, used it, to then proceeded to put it back along with anything and everything else I might've had in my hands or on the counter. This has included my phone, keys, pens, books.

    It's a problem šŸ„“
     
    #19 MaIibu, Jul 13, 2019
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  20. I PACKED MY SONS FORMULA INTO THE BACK OF A REMOTE.
     
    #20 Hookah, Jul 14, 2019
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