Broke My Foot

Got my hand stuck in a VCR once. I think my parents were able to figure out how to get me out by themselves though, but I think we had to get a new VCR.

... I'm the first-born, in case you couldn't tell. My parents didn't really have their parenting skillz down yet.

 

*clicked eject tape* 😂😂 I did that once.. but my mom didn't care, she made me get my hand out myself.

 

Lmao kid ballet is just expensive daycare tbh. We just played games and practiced stretching/foot positions for like for the first few levels. It didn't start getting challenging til I was like 7

 

I was 5 when I fractured my elbow by standing on an upside down storage bin that gave away when I put my weight to one side. I feel on carpet. Carpet.

I was a weakling 😔

 

I was too much of a rebel for stretching and foot positions.

 

Did you break your foot kicking ass?

 

Oh. Sportsball stuff. Neat-o.

 

I broke my toe last summer by somehow tripping and landing the wrong way lmao

 

And you missed you shot at being MVP. 💔

 

Carpet can be evil! Example: rug burn. *shudders*

 

Oof.. I remember falling down on steps that had carpet on them and getting burned.

 

Since I was born a tiny child, I am more delicate than other people. For example, when I was 4 years old, I tried to climb onto a chair and I fell and broke my leg. The chair was like a normal school sized chair but it fus ro dah'd me like I was a khajit trying to steal your sweet roll. Skyrim is a good game. I recommend playing them all.

 

I've broken both my arms, first was in like grade 3? I was jumping on the family couch and fell off accidentally, surprisingly didn't break then. But i went and tried to replicate the "fall" cause it was fun the first time and ended up rolling into our cabinet and fracturing it.

My other arm i was at the creek where i was not supposed to be, we were racing leaf boats down the creek. I went to step over the chain link fence and tripped. Ended up shattering and dislocating my arm just above my elbow.

So both times i was being a lil shit.

 

Oof. I swear i almost broke my tailbone but i never got it checked out so i dunno what i actually did to it.

It was painful to sit or stand for a good month and now i get sciatica so i probs fucked it up good.

 

Always taken good care of my stuff. I never broke anything.

 

I want to be like you, sadly that can never happen now.

 

i broke my skateboard bc no head :/

 

I broke my big toe jumping over a fence, running from law enforcement.