Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Jul 8, 2019.

  1. But even if it gets scratched no one can see it cuz of the bra. I don't get it
     
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  2. That's exactly what I was thinking.
     
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  3. The bra is to keep your car's boobs from flopping all around in high speeds, duh.
     
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  4. Sorta unrelated but I saw a California license plate for the first time in my life a few days ago.

    But I’ve always kinda hated the “my child goes to... college” ones because like who cares? What it should say is “my child signed up and got accepted into future high debt costs”
     
  5. "Here's where you can stalk my child: "
     
  6. The only ones I see and notice are baby on board, probably on the way back from fishing, and the family stick figures to tell people the profile and size of their family and why they need such a large SUV in the first place, because this sticker is only ever on SUV's...

    I have the impression that these stickers are, in general, a rarity in my city but I'll try to pay closer attention now.
     
  7. I think it is endearing that someone is proud of their child but like... no one cares. Lmao

    Those do seem to be the most common sorts of ones but keep an eye out for weird gems!
     
  8. My boyfriend drowned both his cars with h*ntai bumper stickers all over the back of it and even tho we don’t live together, it embarrasses the hell out of me.
    One time, I said to him, “You’re honestly buying the worst kinds of things anyone can buy.” and he said “I know. I’ll buy you some. 🌚”
    So now I have like 7 h*ntai bumper stickers hiding in the top shelf of my walk-in so my mother won’t see them and kill me.
     
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  9. Not all of them are bumper stickers but they’re still funny/weird.

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    1v1 them on Rainbow Road, 250cc. You won’t.

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    I miss the satisfying click you used to get from doing this.

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    Gonna arrest Papi’s thots

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    *Dun Dun*

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    First time I read this I thought it said “I’m Sheep”

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    Pop Team Epic is always funny

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    Get it? It’s a pun. :]

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    The desperation of being hungry but being stuck in traffic is real here.

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    It even has ears!!
     
  10. 😂😂😂 He is a keeper.
     
  11. The Lawn and Order one has me wheezing. 🤣
     
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  12. Pop team epic is the best
     
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  13. I just assume all Salt Life sticker-havers are members of a cult.

    Least favorite are the overly religious/political or (I see these a lot because I live in Ye Olde South) gun and or fishing stickers.
    Favorites are any that are nerdy. I have the Witcher medallion on the left side of my rear glass and D.va's mech symbol on the right.
     
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  14. I’m from ‘Cuse (Upstate NY) and up until this moment I thought those “Salt Life” stickers were a local thing. I thought it was in reference to the fact that the city was built due to the salt industry.

    big oof, I feel dumb.
     
  15. I'll send you a bumper sticker of Jesus with a gun in one hand and a fishing pole in the other.

    Don't feel dumb! This area has no beaches so like... it's okay that you didn't know. Haha
     
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    Defs not a bumpersticker but I see lots of custom plates around and I liked this one that I saw today.
     
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  17. I like the car itself as well.
     
  18. I saw one that said "Honk and I'll stop my car idc"
    I honked!
     
  19. Did they stop?
     
  20. Yes
     
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