I'm here to expose myself

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Jul 5, 2019.

  1. No
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  2. That's exactly how I imagine you
     
  3. A red eyed demon playing a cello?
     
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  4. I mean-
    To an extent
     
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  5. Yes
     
  6. GASP
     
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    I see.
     
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  8. Dat scawy
     
  9. Quit being a bubble blowing baby.
     
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  10. Did yall know that a single fart burns on average 67 calories? So if you fart 52 times in one day, you burn a whole pound of fat. 🌚
     
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  11. Babies make me anxious
     
  12. I'm a whole pound of fat
     
  13. What LOL
     
  14. Other very relevant fact. A sneeze can travel across the room in milliseconds and head right into your mouth. I haven't seen similar tests for farts but I think it's safe to assume that you are breathing in everyone's farts thru the mouth and nose a few times every day
     
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  15. I'm actually very aware of this and it makes me queasy whenever I think about it!
     
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  16. Me too. Ppl are usually quiet about their farts but whenever ppl sneeze in the same room as me sometimes I'll inform them (teasingly) that they just sneezed in my mouth and that's gross af
     
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  17. Not fart related but I just woke up and really hungry.
     
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  18. Hahaha, it really is gross if you over think about it. I try not to because I get carried away sometimes with my paranoia about catching things.
     
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  19. I'd cook ya something but we aren't married anymore.