And this is called.. a Male seahorse going into labor. Fun fact: This seahorse is in so much pain rn as the hundreds if not thousands of baby seahorses come out of its pouch. If it could scream it would.. heck, it might be screaming but we can't hear it cause it's underwater.
If I gain like 800 pounds and then shed my skin I will be a blobfish without any underwater creature mating ritual