MOAR New Items! Slow Jam & Slow Jam Spreader

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by ATAMarceline, Aug 2, 2018.



  1. Y'all thought it was over. Here are MORE PARTY THINGS!!!

    Introducing a brand new party item... SLOW JAM!





    But first off, a special shoutout to these two players for suggesting these items! You asked for it, it wasn't a totally unrealistic-would-break-the-game-and-run-our-company-into-the-ground idea, and so we made it happen! Win-win!



    Thank you. Y'all the real MVP.

    So onto these Jams. Y'all have probably guessed what it can do (it's pretty intuitive). No, it is not for RP purposes (u wish). Bringing a jar of Slow Jam to a party will slooooowwwww down i.e. extend your current party by 15 minutes!


    SLOW JAM



    How do I spread the love, you might ask? Simple: head over to the Store and combine your Jam with a Slow Jam Spreader!


    SLOW JAM SPREADER



    It cannot get any easier than this.

    Q. Where can I get some Slow Jam?
    A. The Store is your best bet! 1 Slow Jam will cost 5 ECs. We've also thrown them in the Spinner for kicks!

    Q. Wait, how long do they extend my Party again?
    A. 15 minutes per Jam!

    Q. Can I buy and use a million of them?
    A. No. You can only Spread 4 Slow Jams for a party, meaning you can only extend a party for up to an hour!

    Q. How do I know when my club mate used one?
    A. Check the party logs! You'll see a message saying who did it!


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  2. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    Hate Jam as much as I hate Op
     
  3. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    Jeah.
     
  4. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    Hate u 2
     
  5. thankz fur thiz
     
  6. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    I’m just here to spread love tho... Lala said she digs the jam.
     
  7. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    Hate me more pls
     
  8. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    ^^^^
     
  9. Should make a special item that can complete an entire bar in a party and can only be used once in a party. Ya know, for when calling for LBH doesn't get the job done quick enough. Each participating member in the party can get a share of around 5 or 10 hits to count for the party hits. I realize this is kinda dumb but I trust the very nice PIMD players to make it better if it's actually decent.
     
  10. That's not a jam spreader, that's a cheese ball knife.

    Noobs
     
  11. You’re a cheese ball knife, nubby
     
  12. I know my cheese ball paraphernalia, minion.
     
  13. Whatever you say, servant
     
  14. Re: MOAR New Items! Slow Jam

    I can already taste it?
     
  15. You'll never taste my cheesy balls
     
  16. Very cool, thank you!
     
  17. Can they be gifted/traded?
     
  18. Needs some toast and butter and we have a breakfast ?
     
  19. I don’t want to, keep those crusty things away
     
  20. What about an item that will give additional drops in party