The different mod guide ❗️❗️Do not take this serious. This is Scarface Jon and Confuzzled Granny being bored and overly creative❗️❗️ Credits for this thread go to Scarface Jon and Confuzzled Granny, the most awesome mods in history. They will share their epic mod guide with you. ATTENTION this is a different kind of mod guide. Be prepared to laugh and no we will not hold back. Let's start … what are we? Commonly known as: Hulks Robots cold people Who are these people? Well we could say now something like “We act on rules, keep the game clean and help out” yadda yadda yadda … old news. Let’s get something clear. We are a power hungry bunch of people who are better than anyone on the game. We are so cool, we could make the sun freeze on the spot. How to spot a Mod: They are easy to find. Look for green or ask someone. It is not that hard. And for your convenience we have listed them here. Current Mod Family: ”US-Campus” j31 aka the smexy one SirNekkie aka the bacon lova Just_a_face_in_the_crowd aka ScarfaceJon Riccena aka the cold tutor stealer FootLongSandwich aka the housewife MadameBewbs aka the green bandit Bluntwiches aka the hammer BluntKO OneBadKitty aka the bad meow RS_iSmash_De_Saison aka fist of Hulk -Mr_V- aka MrDoubtfire ”Asian-Campus” Flumyz aka the name changer RONNY43 aka nail polish lova ---V_xXx_V--- aka the campus jumper Spiny aka the confuzzled Granny Past Mods Yep there have been some. And there has been drama. Go figure. Wanna survive? Keep your head down and do what the old ones are telling you to do. Mod FAQ [Q]: Why is your name green? [A]: Cause we are evil Hulks who need attention. That is why we get the green name, so everyone sees us and can lick our boots. [Q]: How do I become a moderator? [A]: If you have to ask this question you better not attempt to be one, like EVER! Wanting to apply before you have the slightest game knowledge or tact rules you out indefinitely! [Q]: What qualifications should a person have if they want to be a moderator? [A]: Definitely you need rough skin since if just one player has a mildly bad day it’s you that is getting the poop thrown at you. Oh and you are not allowed to have any other life than PimD cause mods of course have none. A messed up sleep pattern also helps a lot, one or two hours a night should be enough. [Q]: What does a moderator do exactly? [A]: We listen to butt hurt players mostly. And we love to swing our silence stick around to of course only innocent people. Wonder who put the rumor out that we act on rules. Don’t like your attitude --- silenced. Don’t like that you hired one of my tutors --- silenced. Oh and in the forums we just hang around, munching popcorn when some noobs decide again to stir up some drama. [Q]: Do moderators have a special button they use to silence people? [A]: Yes, we do, actually. And no, I’m not talking about that boring silence button. That’s just old news. When we touch the nurse (which is really arousing) we have a ‘free ec and dn’ button. Cause for every silence we do we get one of each. That’s why we love to silence innocent players … they pay good. [Q]: Is being a moderator a job and do you get paid? [A]: Unfortunately ATA have to look fair and impartial so the official answer to this is NO! However the fact that several mods are leaderboard players might lead you to the actual truth that we get $100 a month in iTunes vouchers, shhhhhh that never came from me. [Q]: What special benefits do you get? [A]: We get unlimited speakers (well in bulks of 5.000 if we need more), a shiny award and a hulky green name. Also the pay (that we don't get, shhhhh!) the free ec's and dn, the fun of just randomly silencing anyone we like, and then there's the bi-monthly mod meetings that would make even the most open minded adult film star a little nervous are all huge benefits. This is the greatest 'job' in the world! [Q]: Are moderators given certain times to work? [A]: Yes well no officially but we have to be on at least 23 hours a day. We get one hour for our human needs if you could call us humans. [Q]: Can moderators unsilence people or even ban players? [A]: Since we are like the Gods of this game we have the power to do everything. We can silence, unsilence, ban, take tutors and the, for me, most awesome feature is making the game crash. If we feel like not doing anything for our $100 iTunes we just press the master button in our profile. [Q]: Can moderators silence from screenshots? [A]: We can silence for anything! Frankly it's no more than a lottery. Your best bet if you're trying to get someone else silenced though is to offer us drop volleys. Mods by nature are some of the most corrupt people you're ever likely to come across. You can try your luck with support but probably not gonna happen. We give you now the courtesy to a link that might get your hopes up but in the end - it is a cruel world. Here you can find a thread on how to contact support if you really want to try your luck. [Q]: Can you be unsilenced after the third and final silence? [A]: We'd prefer it was impossible. You're most likely a perv, or possibly just a dumbass who doesn't know how to stay within the rules (which frankly is ridiculously easy to do). Either way you're 4th silence is probably coming pretty soon and as such you're just adding to our workload. But appeal, with lots of grovelling, the apes might take pity on you. [Q]: What happens when a player is silenced? [A]: Obviously the player is screwed and can’t talk (should have watched their attitude). And with every silence, to our convenience, the mods get to strip farm the player until he resets to learn how to bow down in front of the rules. [Q]: Can moderators silence each other? [A]: That only happens if there mutiny amongst mods. If you ever see that you know poop has got real. [Q]: How do you contact a moderator? [A]: Just don't!Seriously, you are below us. All you're going to do is irritate us making us want to add to our silencing tally. If you do chose to take a risk and wall one of us with your butthurt story of how you were wronged by an ex gf/bf you had on the game and you want us to inflict the revenge you want on them then you're just giving us a link. We will make a game of trying to silence you faster than the other mods, repeatedly! We are higher beings, fear us, worship us from afar but NEVER think you are worthy of conversing with us! Is it true that …? Moderators actually play the game Nope we do not play the game. We are the game. Problem with that? - You shall be silenced if you say so. Moderators are robots and have no lives Robots, narcissist or just power hungry. How ever you may call it. We have no life that is why we are so powerful in PimD. Moderators get special privileges Of course we do. Last summer ATA invited all of us to the Bahamas on an all inclusive paid vacation. I would love to see all the ec spammers faces knowing that they paid us two weeks of sun, fun and booze. We'd show you some of the videos from this epic vacation but customs destroyed them all. Moderators are biased and they will not silence friends or VIP players? We are not just biased we are corrupt. Why do you think we are still able to use our power like we do? Not just cause we can but cause we have the power to just make you go away like you have never existed. Moderators do not get silenced when they violate the Terms of Use Now you're being ridiculous! Have you not read anything we've written up to this point? We can do anything we like! When we like! For any reason we like! Nobody is going to question us and woe betide them if they do! We are the Terms of Use! Moderators never sleep If we do we all press the master button so no one gets to mess with our world. What is left to say? Thank you for reading such a long thread, you should now know where you stand with us, thank you to previous (living it up) and current moderators (still enjoying the amazing job we have) and of course thanks to all those who bought ec's so we can enjoy those awesome vacations. I hope this helped by answering some questions about the Hulks known as moderators. Of course you can always wall us if you have more questions, if you're stupid or brave enough. Not to make this any longer … Have a good PimD day and never bother us again! ❗️Remember this is a joke and is not to be taken serious. There is an actuall mod guide which tells the truth. You can find it here❗️