Why should you listen to me? Welp, I’m an player. I’ve seen it all: pervs, RPers, farmers, farmees, noobs, sellers, beggars…it gets old. I’m here to offer a plea for a higher quality of campus posts, and some ideas on how to make campus a more colorful and enjoyable place for all PIMD players. Simply scroll down to find the kind of post you’re looking to make, and let my suggestions inspire you. Share your successes below! New to the Game Welcome! We’re so glad you’re playing. What we’re less than glad about is how you spam campus with “hi” and “what’s this game about” and “this is dum.” You’re a n00b. No one wants your opinion. Try these instead: I guarantee that if you try one of these, you’ll get a far better response than simply yelling “HELLO” into the PIMD canyon.
Getting Hired So, you want to be hired. Maybe your current pupil doesn’t understand you, maybe you just like having strangers spend money on you. There are a lot of buyers out there, but you’re going to have to give them a reason to hire you. Be memorable. Instead of: Instead, ask for exactly what you want, and you just might get it: If you can make me laugh, I’m 67483 x more likely to hire you. Trufax.
Chatting in Private Maybe you just want a private chat about geometry, maybe you want a little lovin’. The worst way to go about asking for it is like this: BORING! Instead, why not find the perfect partner? If you give people a reason to follow…maybe they will!
Role Players The posts I see for role play are among the saddest of any kind of campus post. You want to act out a fantasy world, but all you can post on campus is: In the words of Charles Barkley, that’s TURRIBLE. There’s so much potential for you! Try one of these: How can you not be excited about roleplay when you see something like that?
Third-Party Apps Firstly, it’s dumb to ask for someone to contact you on a third-party app. It’s against the rules, you’ll get silenced, and you probably won’t get the chat you’re looking for. (Also, pssst – the mods may not be Nobel Laureates, but they can spell, figure out words you make with emoji, and probably break any secret code you use to signify that 3-letter app.) So, for their sake, and for the sake of the rest of us, why not start with the chatting in private section, and move on from there. Or…you could bust out something like this: Final Advice: Be memorable. Be creative. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, BE ORIGINAL!! Thank you.
It's a shame most noobs don't bother reading forums cuz this could really help them get their desired results
Abby role play with me! I'll strip naked and pretend to be a slug and try to slither away before you catch me with salt and make me shrivel up
Casper, if she caught you, why would she want you all shrivelled up? And I happen to know she prefers rp. AbbyJ just might be your Bo Peep if you play your cards right
Hire me ill shower you with tc spam and steal all your money but besides that I will most probably maybe not slightly upgrade maybe thanks for your time
Omg that's awesome! I might actually considering following the 100's BFF requests I get if those lines were used
Yay Abby!!! Well put . Ill bring stripping midgets to sing you the wizard of oz songs if you hire me!!