~PIMD PARODYS!~

Discussion in 'Best Of' started by *sexy_beast (01), Feb 14, 2011.

  1. Barbie girl:
    I'm a sexy beast,
    In a sexy WORLD!!!
    Life in pi-md,
    Will make you gr-in!
    Come on beast now let's get sexy,
    Ah ah ah YEAH!
    cone on beast now let's get sexy,
    OooooooOh! OOooooOhhh!
     
  2. Do you know that there's still a chance for you
    Cause there's a spark in you

    You just gotta upgrade your crew
    And get high stats
    Just own the club
    Like the Fourth of Jult

    Cause baby you are hired
    Come on show 'em what your worth
    Make 'em go ouch ouch ouch
    As you shoot across the dance ance floor

    Baby you are hired
    Come on show your dance moves
    Make 'em go wow wow wow
    You're gunna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own

    You don't have to feel like a waste of stats
    You're original, cannot be replaced
    If you only knew what the vip holds
    After a war comes a rainbow

    Maybe you're reason why all the dorms are closed
    So you can open one that leads you to the perfect club


    Lol my pimd version if Katy perrys firework
     
  3. WE ARE THE CHEEKY GIRLS
    YOU ARE THE CHEEKY BOYS
    TOUCH MY PIMD, DON'T BE SHY

    OOOOOH CHEEKY CHEEKY
     
  4. Yo I'm a gangster.
    Bark with me if your my dawg.
    Yo yo, wheres my gangster flow? Yo.
    Yo yo yo.

    I'm a Player
    Straight up Gamer
    Livin' this life, a life of a hater.
    Dancing people by day, fighting others by night.
    Being a gamer, is hell uptight!
    I walk around PIMD with a stars projection.
    And gave your mom, a forum thread section.
    If you break the rules, then you should expect a mute.
    Other than that, play like your cute.
    I saw a PIMD RA, and I punched him in the eye.
    Oh was that Mikeyy, OMG WRONG GUY!
    I didn't mean to do that, but thats the way I go.
    Don't hate on me dawg, 'cuz I'm a gangster Yo-Yo.
     
  5. Part of Stars Wars Rap

    It's not the blue or the green side
    It's not the A51 or the Immortals side
    It's the DARK side
    And all you Stranger haters out there,
    We'll blow your club up!

    What I'd thy bidding my Myster?
    It's a disaster. Jack Sparrow we're after.
    If he could be turned to the dark side, YES, he'd make a powerful ally,
    Another dark tutor
    He will join us or die...
    We got Xanadu, XANADU, Xanadu, XANADU, Xanadu... And ya know that we got it.... XANADU!!
    And ya know that we got it... XANADU!!!!!
     
  6. Don't Stop Believing; Journey

    Just a small town club
    Just started and cant get enough

    We party like we're crazy,
    Like we aint goin' anyyywhere.

    Just a small town crew
    It seems like it's just me n youuu

    We party like we're crazy,
    Like we ain't goin' anyyywhere.

    See me in the private room,

    Flirting like crazy but only with you

    For awhile we can share the cash

    But volleys get to long.. To long.. To loong... Oh!

    Farmers! WAITING!
    Ready just to take your cash and

    We might, take them.
    Farming just for the commotion!

    Just might.. Take those.. TUUUUTOOOOORRRS!

    Don't stop, playing!
    You might just get that one break!
    Don't stop, playing!
    Or elseeeeee!
     
  7. Hey there Delilah - plain white T's

    Hey there player
    What's it like in pimd?
    Imma go out there and post in forums
    And try to get money
    Yes I will
    Sometimes I will be pushed and fall
    But that's not all

    Ohhhh P-I-M-D
    Oohhh P-I-M-D
    Oohhh P-I-M-D
    Oohhh P-I-M-D

    I forget the rest 
     
  8. Girlfriend; Avril Lavigne.

    Hey! Hey!
    What? What!?

    I don't like your screenname!
    No way! No way!
    I think you need a new one!

    Hey! Hey!
    You! You!
    Why not mind your business?

    No way! No way!

    Hey, hey!
     
  9. We Are the Champions

    I've taken your tutors,
    Stripped all your cash,
    And it's given me dorms and crew members, and everything that goes with it.
    I thank you all.
    Buts it's been no easy danceoff,
    No simple prank

    I CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE FROM THE WHOLE P.I.M.D AND I AINT GONNA LOSE!!!!!
    (and itgoes on and on and on and on)

    CUZ WE'RE V.I.P. My friends..

    AND WE'LL KEEP ON FARMIN' TILL THE END

    CUZ WE ARE THE CAPTAIN, AND WE ARE NINZSIZZLE

    No time for DaMaster, cuz WE ARE ALL STRANGERS... OF THE FORUMS!!!!
     
  10. When September Ends; Green Day

    Farming has come and passed.
    The innocent did not make it past
    Wake me up, when my dream ends.

    Like the Dean.. Messaged last
    Everybody quit so fast
    Wake me up, when my dream ends.

    Here comes the farming again
    Clicking from above
    Drenched in my sweat again
    Why can't I make a buck?

    As my battery rests
    As I know, my tutors are gone..
    Wake me up, when my dream ends.

    Like the Dean.. Messaged last
    Everybody quit so fast
    Wake me up, when my dream ends.

    Ring out the alarms again
    The farmers are back, my friend
    I wish, we could, run and hide.
    Seems like all of this lies.
    Wake me up, when my dream ends.

    Here comes the farming again.
    Why don't I just reset?
    I can't play this way any..more.

    As my battery rests..
    I have learned I tried my best.
    Wake me up, when my dreams end.

    Farming has come and passed,
    Seems my money did not last..
    Wake me up, when my dream ends.
     
  11. American idiot green day

    don't wanna be a pimdadian idiot.
    the one app that has ff m in it.
    hey can can you hear the sound of an ra?
    muting All the pęrvs that live here.

    welcome to a new kind of website.
    it's gonna be a big one some day.
    it's name is pimd.cc.co oh woah woah
    I'm gonna farm some fella.
    oh crap it was mikeyy mikeyy
    better stock up on def pots!
     
  12. 2012; Jay Sean

    (Oh!) I..Just..Owned..You (Ohh!)

    You know what they say
    Farmings always easy
    And everyday, it gets more and more common
    So forget the pay
    Its all about tonight
    And start a riot-a-riot
    Be a farmer!

    Fists are popping, or you can dance
    You keep it rocking till you cant stand
    Newyork to London, Down to Japan
    Farm it up, Own it up,
    We gonna farm ya like

    Farm ya like, like its the end of today
    We gonna farm ya like, like we just regen'd.
    You know that it doesnt matter,
    How many pots ya got.
    Farm it up, own it up!
    It ain't the end of the day (Ohh!)

    We gonna farm you like, like its the end of the day.

    I..Just..Farmed..You..

    Hire some tutors, so I get paid.
    Go down in history, V.I.P., V.I.P., Ya!
    Lets make believe it didnt happen.
    Truth is, its for eternity. Hey!

    Farmings happening till I cant stand.
    Keep on clicking until 6AM.
    From New York, To London, To Japan.

    Farm it up, Own it up.
    We goona farm ya like..

    (noooo)
    I ain't gonna follow,
    Anything you say anymore.
    It's never to late, it'll start again.
    So lets start it with right here and now

    Farm ya like, like its the end of the day.
    Farm ya like, until its 2012.
    You know that it doesn't matter, if you decide to quit.
    Farm it up, Own it up!
    It ain't the end of the day!
    (ohh)
    I'm going to farm ya till the end of the world.
    Gonna farm ya like..
    (ohh)
    Farm it up, Own it Up!
    It ain't the end of the day!

    I..Just..Owned..You
     
  13. eenie meenie. jb

    eenie meenie miney mow. catch ninz by the toe. if it hollars let it go

    hey there damaster master. I see you man. you keep on lookin lookin. for a bAd thread. when yah finally see one see one you get exited. searching is so wrong. yah what you doooooo. is look for look for a SIMPLE THREAD BY A LITTLE NOOB. then you go there. do your. horrible little thing.

    cuz Jack can't make up his mind mind mind mind mind. I thought that is was red red verses blue. I am acctually whining whining whining. why won't vesta follow me right back. cuz I am just A half of a actual monkey. half a half a actual monkey oh woah oh woah

    lemme tell yah somthin.
    I am mad. I can see right through yah master.
    you must be really sad
    I need some funding funding
    to find my half
    i cab tell that you waaannntttt to help me hold me whileI GET FUNDRAISER STARTED so give a sec
    to increase my stats.
    don't leave me out here farming alone

    ()
     
  14. Yay I feel happy. I've been mentioned in like two songs 

    Love Game - Lady GaGa

    Let's play a farm game
    play a farm game
    if you want cash if you want stats gotta unload strength
    Not farmville

    Let's have some fun
    You pay very well
    I wanna unload my stats
    On your account

    Let's have some fun
    You pay very well
    I wanna unload my stats
    In your account
     
  15. I like good stats and I cannot lie.
    You other players can't deny.
    When a tutor walks in with an Itty bitty value and that big bonus in your face you get STRUNG
     
  16. I get dropped down.
    But I get hired again.
    My price just doesnt stay down
    I get dropped down.
    But I get hired again.
    My price just doesn't stay down.
     
  17. Teenage dream Katy perry

    Let's go all the way tonight
    No regrets, just pimd
    We can fight until we die
    You and I
    We'll play pimd forever

    You make me
    Feel like
    I'm living a P-imd Dream
    The way you volley me
    I have money
    Let's upgrade
    And don't ever reset
    Don't ever reset

    Lol my fail attempt at a parody
     
  18. What is volley?
    Baby don't farm me.
    Don't farm me.
    No more.
     
  19. RUN THIS TOWN JAY Z RIHANNA

    Feel it comin' in the air
    Hear the chat from everywhere
    I'm addicted to this game
    It's p I m d
    Can't be scared when i get farmed
    Got a problem, wall me now
    Only thing that's on my mind
    Is who's gonna beat my raaankk
    Is who's gonna beat my raaannkk
    I'm now in VIP clubs

    [Verse 1 - Jay-Z]
    We are
    Yeah I said it
    We are
    This is Pimd Nation
    Pledge your allegiance
    Get y'all ffms turned off
    All pimd everything
    Pimd pride, pimd friends
    All pimd everything
    And our girls are sexybeast
    Ridin' with the Cap'n
    I'd get more in depth
    If you boys really real enough
    This is la familia
    I'll explain later
    But for now let me get back to farming
    I'm a couple ranks down and I'm tryin' to get back
    I gave Mikey a grip, I lost a tutor for five stacks
    Yeah I'm talkin' five comma
    six zeros
    dot zero
    Here it go...
    Back to farming' perverts 'round pimdsters
    Now we pimd up
    Hold uppp

    I used other ppls name based on wateber other ppl used
     
  20. I volley my tutors back and forth
    I volley my tutors back and forth
    I volley my tutors back and forth
    I volley my tutors back and forth

    (Whip My Hair - Willow Smith) hahaha