Do you speak Aussie?

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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Manic » Mar 29 2019, 5:20am

LlZARDQueen wrote:Pls let this die out, we were so close


Neveeerrrr! It's not far from the truth round my neck of the woods. 🤣🤣
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby NoPoint » Mar 29 2019, 5:32am

Best. Forum. Post. Ive. Ever. Seen
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby uedsA » May 31 2019, 6:33am

oi M8 as an Aussie I can confirm this is bloody true.
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Oni » May 31 2019, 6:37am

quit reviving this garbage thread 👺
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Perplexed » May 31 2019, 6:53am

Flaming heck! This is spot on mate ;)
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Awesomeness2466 » May 31 2019, 9:45pm

WhAt dIaLeCt oF EnGlIsH iS ThIs?
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Khalid » May 31 2019, 10:27pm

aussie aussie oi oi oi
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Anessa39 » Jun 2 2019, 10:40am

Yes
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Khalid » Jun 2 2019, 10:47am

Anessa39 wrote:Yes
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Re: Do you speak Aussie?

Postby Luce » Jun 2 2019, 10:58am

-Ahli-LovesMike wrote:I was sitting on the porch in my sweatsuit, drinking a hot chocolate, when a redneck walked past with an empty cooler, looking angry. I asked him what was up as I swotted a mosquito from my arm.. He said he was at the liquor store trying to buy some cask wine and beer, but his ex reported him to social services and his unemployment benefits were cut off.

I asked him why he was walking and where his pickup was, but he said he didn't know.. I felt sorry for him, and offered a cup of tea, and a Vegemite sandwich, but he said he felt foolish and wouldn't stay, but maybe he could use the bathroom..? I said of course and showed him to the toilet..

When he was done, I asked what he was going to do, he replied, "I might head to the pub for some beers and play the slot machines for a while. Maybe take a girl home if a decent one flirts with me". I told him not to get caught by the police on his way home, and that he could sleep at my place. I even told him I'd skip school and we could take my little boat out fishing if the weather was good. He laughed and called me a redneck, then left for the pub. 

oh ok now i get it
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