How long do you sit on the toilet for

Stop teasing my toilet issue

 

o.o I swear some of you people have nothing constructive to talk about?

 

I sit on the toilet from anywhere between 5 and 30 minutes.
It depends on if its a thinking poop or a phone scrolling poop or a regular poop.
The thinking poop is in the middle of the time because I think about the most bizarre things while I go poop, like life and death and other crap I can't remember and what I'm going to eat later.
The phone scrolling poop is the longest at about 30 minutes because I usually get so engrossed in Instagram videos and pictures or Facebook funnies and lose track of time.
But the regular poop is the 5 minute poop where my sole purpose is to poop, wipe, flush, wash hands, then leave the bathroom.

 

lol yss.. and no I didn't mean to type yes

 

Uhhhh, I end up texting/calling people in there so I never come out :|

 

Depends on how good forums are that day.

 

Tf..?

 

30 minutes max

 

Pretty long, though. I read or play Pimd or KaW while, you know, :lol:!!!!!!!!

 

^ That too, :lol:!!!!!!!!

 

Sometimes, my leg falls asleep on me. ?

 

This. People hate to see me enter the bathroom with my phone.

 

15-20 mins if playing game :roll:

 

Not on toilet but on my tub. An hour I guess cause I sometimes play PIMD while in there or sometimes I even manage to watch some videos

 

1 hours at most . For me I do everything in toilet , makeup etc .
I just used to it , back then I don't have the dress mirror whatsoever .
And I'm comfortable with my bathroom . Big enough to take a bang .

Actually I did that already .

 

Under 10 most times. otherwise it's like a half an hour