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A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The next...
Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to...
Hey how do you make the ugliest babies ? GO ASK YOUR MOTHER
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a...
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!" "Now, now," her mother comforted,...
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came...
The difference between having guts and having balls! Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife...
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim...
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you...
Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was...
A Cardiologist died. According to his will, he was buried in a Heart shaped grave. One of the doctors Laughed at the grave. People asked, 'Why did...
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a...
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breastsoke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second...
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The...
A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male. "What is that?" asked the child pointing to the nude...
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a...
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" question...
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"...